- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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