Homonyms should be band.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Anti Jokes = Drained

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Women's Rights

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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