- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Who is big and stupid My brother

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What's big and long? My dick.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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