- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Ask me if im a tree? No

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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