Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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