What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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