Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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PEANIS!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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