Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Penis

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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