- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

cliché rebecca black joke.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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