Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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