What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Your life

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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