A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Obama being reelected.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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