Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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