What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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