Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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