why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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shut up elliot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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