Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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