- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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