What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Nickelback

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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