Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

cliché rebecca black joke.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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