- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

ecks! why zee?

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Jayden Eccles

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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