What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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gay pom...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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