Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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