- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Homonyms should be band.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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