- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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