i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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