- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Happy Monday!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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