- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

cliché rebecca black joke.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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