What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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YOU

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How old is your mom Dead

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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