How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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