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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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