- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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