- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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