- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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