Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Latvia isn't a joke

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A Sloth runs...

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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