- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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