- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A Sloth runs...

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Latvia isn't a joke

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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