- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Women's rights

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

An Asian man fails a math test

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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