- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

How High is a Chinese man

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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