how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Logan's gay

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

whats funnier than 24? 25

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

for keeps?

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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