Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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