There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Nick Cannon

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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