- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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