Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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