- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Robert Mugabe.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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