Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Nick Cannon

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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