- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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