- Anti Joke

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Phew... it's gone.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

a woman votes!

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.