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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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