Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

You know what's catchy? A cold

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call your mom? Mom

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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