Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Diarrhea

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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