- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Roses are flowers.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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