- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Who invented apple? God

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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