- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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