Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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30cm = 0,3meters

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The queen having a shit

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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