- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Derp

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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