Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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