Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Netflix and chill

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your life

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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ur gay

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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im saul and i love cock

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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women's rights

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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