What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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