- Anti Joke

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Obama lin Baden.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Republicans

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman