- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Roses are flowers.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What is the best joke ever? 1D

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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