- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Microwave

Sex

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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