- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

mikey is cute

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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