What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Your dads dead. lol

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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