Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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