- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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