- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Roses are flowers.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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