- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? The Game.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

100 chefs walk into a bar

whats 7+4? 74

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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