- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

knock,knock you suck

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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