What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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