- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

where is the world?

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How come grilled cheese?

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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