- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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