- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Guess who is violent. Osama

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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