Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Once there was a girl named Andrea

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Women's rights...

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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