- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Do the roar!

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Where's my tractor?

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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