Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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YOU

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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that wall over there ->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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