- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Who invented apple? God

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

your face is kinda funny

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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