- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

My three children are three big mistakes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

Walnut

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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