What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Whats green? The color green.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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