mikey is cute

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A black student graduated High School

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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