- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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