- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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