Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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