Bob Saget that is all

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Your Mother

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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adam hodgson !

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Anti Joke

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