- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

360 NO SCOPE

Donald Trump.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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