- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Obama.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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