- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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