- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Laugh.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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