Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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no pun intended

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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