What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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