How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Amazing

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boo

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Penis chickens

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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