Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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