If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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all hail based mark

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shut up elliot

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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book 'em danno

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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