What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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copy me and i will kill you

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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