- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

The Labour Party.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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