What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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