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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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