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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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