A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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