- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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