- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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